👽 Traveler's Guide to Earth 🏠

Welcome to the 'Welcome to Earth' tourist information booth! As you can see, we've got everything an alien traveler needs, from the universe's most confusing sign to the latest intergalactic scoop. Remember, thinking about a wrong turn at Mars is just a part of the adventure. Don't forget to check out the map for directions to our favorite extraterrestrial landmarks! #EarthTouristGuide #AlienVacation #CosmicWelcome